"With it or on it."
The ancient muthas referred to the soldier's shield. To return with it equated to a victorious warrior; to return on it meant they had perished, but in honor.
....and we would complain when our mothers would insist we finish our grits.
But to return without their shield meant they had performed what would later become known as "pulling a Petrino"; they had seen the field of battle and decided to drop their weapons and scurry home...to mommy. Or in Petrino's case, the warm, loving arms of a late night WooPigSooie!!
Well, the Dawgs have landed in Orlando where they will do battle with the Spartans of Michigan State, all against the backdrop of Mickey, Minnie and...doh, garsh! Goofy.
For the Dawgs, Coach Searels is still in the fold, which last week's BDB poll overwhelmingly predicted (if six of seven votes can be associated with overwhelmingly). Stafford and Moreno are still in red and black...for now. No academic leave 'em behinds and the number of green jerseys in practice is....dwindling.
Things are looking pretty good it seems.
And did we mention that the bowl preparations have been...spirited? A fracas or two (you know...a donnybrook) during scrimmages is a clear sign that the boys are taking this game seriously.
For their part, Michigan State brings a solid running back who ran for more than a mile against Florida Atlantic. Against Penn State...well, barely to the mailbox.
Shield or no shield, the bottom line for this Spartan offense is - as goes Ringer, so goes the Spartans.
Coach Martinez will undoubtedly use his defense to force Spartan QB Hoyer to make plays. It would be a great time for an INT in the secondary (hey! I asked for it for Christmas and it wasn't under the tree...maybe Santa left it in Orlando) Meanwhile Coach Dantonio will hope to keep Stafford and Moreno on the sideline weighing professional options.
But, in the words of the esteemed and slightly senile Lee Corso, not so fast my friend! Spartans can't slow the Dawgs' roll. Stafford, Green, Moreno, MoMass...heck! Maybe even Dobbs again...they all score.
The good news for Michigan State...they return to East Lansing...but without their shields. Let me know if you want one as a souvenir.
More specific (accurate...???) predictions:
- Dawgs 41 Spartie 13
- Bernie shells out more money in concessions for Conner and Ainsley than he did on the tickets. BTW - Ainsley wants to know if the Citrus Bowl sells cotton candy. If not, she'd rather just see the game at Sanford (there's no reasoning with her...believe me, I've tried).
- Stafford lets the CapOne win marinate a week, then announces he's staying. And Asher opts for more education too.
- Moreno is much harder to predict as he is NFL ready now. But I say he announces he's good for another year of hurdling and breaking ankles 'tween the hedges.
- So the UGA Bookstore sells another 2 trillion of #24 jerseys, by mid-February.
- Georgia fans temper their off-season enthusiasm in '09. By late August, we're all thrilled with a top 15 pat on the back.
- DC Martinez gets a stay of execution from disloyal, hot under the collar fans (who...?? me??). They decide that since CMR has won over 80 games in eight seasons and has a 6-2 bowl record (after Sparty turns tail), he might actually know what is best for the program.
- That's right belligerant bulldogs, just lower the phone and the PBR. Nice and easy....
- And of course...all Dawg fans have a very happy New Year.
Trivia this week brought to you by Hannah Montana. Santa invested a lot in her this Christmas. It's her turn to give back.
How does Spartan tight end Charlie Gantt plan on getting the Dawgs to "back up a little bit"?
Winner gets a video clip of my daughter playing guitar for Hannah's band. Pace yourselves on New Year's Eve Dawg fans. Hate for anyone to miss the opening kick...or have to explain to their mother how they lost their shield.
Might as well close out the year on a winning trivia note...
According to your favorite Maconite Bulldog Blogger, David Hale, Charlie Gantt says:
"They've been playing with some injuries, but if you just come out and hit them in the mouth every play, they'll back up a little bit. They're real good in pursuit, but if you come right at them, I think that's our advantage."
Have a safe trip down and get ready to be listenin' to Hannah for 16 or so hours!! OOOOO WE!!!
I expected nothing less from you ShortBus.
As far as Hannah, I'll make sure the girls' headphones are plugged in.
That way my Metallica doesn't bother them.. :)
Very nice. But I'd go with some Guns'N Roses with a side of Corey Smith (But only one song...except for "Every Dawg," he's crap). Then, of course, hit up the Waylon Jennings and Willy Nelson. Whiskey River take my mind.
PS. New entry up in a few minutes. I think you'll enjoy it.
Good music choices Adam. I wish I was riding down in your vehicle... Didn't know you were a Willie Nelson fan.
Enjoy the game. Maybe we'll run into each other.
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