If you're young (athletic) and live in South Carolina, Lane Kiffin wants to help. He knows the future is bleak and holds little to offer you. He cares about your livelihood so much it hurts. He is eager to remind you that your only hope at avoiding a miserable job (stuck in the '70s) pumping fuel into vehicles is to sign on the creamsickle bottom line.
According to Jeffrey and Wilson, Kiffin told Jeffrey that if he chose
the Gamecocks, he would end up pumping gas for the rest of his
life like all the other players from that state who had gone to South Carolina.
George Rogers, Sterling Sharpe...they work here.