Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Kinder, Gentler Corch

When Slurban took over the floriDuh program he did more than bring winning back...he gave plebes full access.

On Friday Corch Meyer addressed the State of the Reptile when he arrived and how he no longer required freshman to be the lower class citizens that Zooker maintained as status quo. According to Tebow's Biggest Fan freshmen were not just shaven and treated as undeserving, they were not allowed in the regular locker room and often misplaced their eyebrows.

Reached for comment, the Illinois coach stood by his no hazing policy and said he hasn't beat the crap outta any frat boys since he left the sunshine state.


Anonymous said...

Welcome back to the Internets.

Bernie said...'s good to be back.

MikeInValdosta said...

I'll have a top shelf margarita