Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Slurban Clipped St. Timmy's Wings



Tim Tebow will always be the Gainesville Angel. He was heralded before he descended into gayturdsville....and all he did there was win a Heisman and two MNCs. In between, he snipped some boys and did his best to keep Slurban's hoodlums away from floriDuh's gutters.

So now what does he have to show for it? Some awesome memories.

Those, and the prospect of cramming just before the NFLs final exam. For every 17 year old kid with a rocket arm and 4-5 stars next to his name on the SAT that Coach Richt and Co. visit from here on out, this comparison should be first outta their mouths: would you rather be Matt Stafford getting wined and dined by GMs with the top 10 picks...or Tim Tebow, changing his mechanics and hoping for an early second day phone call?

Cuz even if Zeke Bratkowski and Sam Wyche end up being right, no kid (or his dad) wants to envision a QB makeover just before the NFL combines. Of course, all this assumes Corch actually makes it back from his departure from reality.


Sidenote: since this post references articles that embrace the expertise of a Georgia legend...here's a YouTube clip of Zeke with another former Green Bay QB, David Whitehurst.