Thursday, June 10, 2010

Busted Trojans Cause BIG Mess

From sunny California to rainy Seattle, Pete Sunny Nostradamus Carroll gave himself a lifetime ban from NCAA bowl season back in January. It's almost as if he knew...

USC has been hit with a two-year post-season ban in addition to the loss of scholarships, among other penalties from the NCAA.

Meanwhile, in Casa de Busted Trojan...the admins have left the building:
USC sources said they were surprised at the severity and length of penalties. USC’s president is on the East Coast, the Provost is in Europe and the SID is headed on vacation. (The response) will be a written statement tomorrow. USC will have 15 days to give the NCAA notice that they are appealing the decision
With Carroll in Seattle, Tim Floyd in El Paso, Reggie Bush in an E! reality show...Let's see...that leaves the village idiot, our dearest KiffyBaby to answer to some serious charges. Allegedly:
  • 2 year post-season ban
  • 20 scholarship reduction
  • and all football players on the three deep required to use Pale Rider prophylactics
I guess you can still hum ol' rocky flop when it rains in LA.


Anonymous said...

With any luck, we will get an impromptu response from Lame Kitten without the guidance of a handler. The timing of this - with all those folks out of town - could lead to some great humor.

Bernie said...

If so, I pray those YouTube cameramen are there to preserve the moment.