If there's a word for low functioning genetics, it sprung out of Chickumbia.
- AJ Green - Now that the NCAA has found the napkin that they wrote Butts Mehre's phone number on, I fear for the hapless poultry that is charged with covering you.
- Aaron Murray - If Timmy Tebow can get sent to the hospital on a stretcher by a KenYucky LB, a chicken can easily do you great bodily harm. Eat the ball when necessary and live to play another down.
- Derek Owens - It was nice to see your swagger firsthand. It should look even better in your first road trip.
- Drew Butler - Still trying to figure out how you could possibly have gotten better in the off season. But it's one mystery I don't mind. Especially heading into this historically difficult matchup.
- Ben Jones - I'd rather have him yelling at me than my mother. Just imagine Coach Searels in one ear and Momma in the other.
- Kiante Tripp - Saw you Saturday. There's holes in this garnet and black offensive line too. GATA!
- Jakar Hamilton - Every Saturday is bittersweet, and yet you still provide us with highlights. Amazing.