Sunday, November 14, 2010

Sunday's Thoughts on being a bitch ass

And by bitch ass, I mean Nick Fairley. So I'll go ahead and warn you, I'm very much still bitter. I expected to lose to a team of cheaters, but...


  • I didn't expect their cowardice to be on such a grand display. 
  • In fact, in an effort to leave it all behind me I'll simply say: shame on the officials for letting the WWE cagematch go so far before harmlessly kicking two players off the field when the frustration had reached the point where Murray's teammates felt as if they had to take matters into their own hands. (fwiw, Aaron tweeted that he's alright a few hours after the game)
  • I didn't feel as if the last hit on Murray was cheap. But if those two jabrones deserved to be ejected at the end of the game, Fairley should've been shown the shower door in the first quarter, twice. (UPDATE: I watched MTs video evidence and yes, it was actually Fairley's second cheapest shot of the night.)
  • All that being said, at the end of the first quarter when we had reeled off 21 unanswered I didn't think we'd lose. Much less lose by 18.
  • But you can't give up 10-14 third downs and only score 10 points in the final 45 minutes on the road and expect to win.
  • Can't believe we won the TO battle and lost by 18....I hate the 2010 season.
  • I certainly understand going for the field goal at the end of the third quarter, but you have to wonder what if? Getting three points there felt like an immediate defeat. We convert that 4th down and we stand a more than decent chance at showing Cam Newton what a $200k frown feels like.
  • Newton can't buy his own Charmin on Toomers this weekend. But wonder how those Barners will feel once everything comes out? In short, how confidently did Auburn roll the dice yesterday?
  • Perhaps Murray didn't stand head and shoulders above DamnCam, but he also wasn't pimped out by his own father.
  • And to add insult to injury, South Cracky wins the 2010 meteor bowl. Congrats on overcoming your own ineptitude in time to take advantage of Uf, Ut and UGAs down year.
Generally, the Deep South's Oldest Rivalry often determines SEC championships. But here's the basic difference between UGA and Chickziks' cheaters: we win on a 70X Takeoff play where a great pass is made to a little known receiver who had a career game; the WarTigers win using a player crotch deep in FBI questions and a cheapshot artist deadset on ending the season/career of the opposing quarterback.

Stay classy AwwBarn. See you 'tween the hedges.