Where there's smoke, there's Kiffin...
Even when he's innocent he's at least knee deep in a pile of crap. You've surely already heard USC (the real one) lost their appeal for leniency. However, there's evidently no truth to the rumors that the Kiffin family spent yesterday burning mattresses in protest.
When reached for comment the Trojan Jackass muttered something about bringing in Houston Nutt as a scholarship consultant.
But it could be worse KiffyBaby...you could be wearing a sweater vest...in Ohio...in the Summer.