But Alan had a great idea. Watch some Drunk Kitchen. Personally I had never heard of it, but after watching a couple webisodes I had completely forgotten about all the idiots with flashing hazard lights going 35mph in the left hand lane on Highway 316 as I tried to get to work on time.
Not really safe for work. But definitely worth replicating at home. Drunk Poutine just begs for a semi-preheated oven and several cold beers.
You can find more of this awesome sauce at Hannah's site. No umbrellas needed.