Bernie's Dawg Blawg
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Tuesday, November 22, 2011
It's easy to hate 3.0
If a picture says a thousand words, this one is filled up with nerdasm.
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...when the lifestyles vary so vastly.
We date members of the opposite sex. They game and have epic tickle piles.
We have the best damn mascot in sports. They blow up a huge bee and stick it in a corner.
We have a stadium that is sold out 6 Saturdays a season. They have a stadium that sells out once every two years, like clockwork.
We sneak bourbon past the gates to a football game on weekends. They
Our classes and dorms have girls. Their classes and dorms have blow up dolls.
Our student body parties any day that ends in
. Their student body gets dizzy on Mountain Dew and does shit like this...
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