Tuesday, November 22, 2011

It's easy to hate 3.0

Once again...

If a picture says a thousand words, this one is filled up with nerdasm.

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...when the lifestyles vary so vastly.
  • We date members of the opposite sex. They game and have epic tickle piles.
  • We have the best damn mascot in sports. They blow up a huge bee and stick it in a corner.
  • We have a stadium that is sold out 6 Saturdays a season. They have a stadium that sells out once every two years, like clockwork.
  • We sneak bourbon past the gates to a football game on weekends. They ride trikes...competitively.
  • Our classes and dorms have girls. Their classes and dorms have blow up dolls.
  • Our student body parties any day that ends in Y. Their student body gets dizzy on Mountain Dew and does shit like this...