Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Noisy Bama prostitutes interfering with midterm reviews

To think that I used to choose between another night 0f Ramen noodles or splurging on a Gumby's $5 large with mushrooms. Kids today...


There's an epidemic of consistent contractual coitus going on in Tuscaloosa. Perhaps they're still celebrating the win in Nola over LSU. Perhaps these ladies are just struggling students themselves trying to earn text book money for extra summer classes.


Either way....Resident Advisors are getting cold...




Please students, keep your prostitution confined to the hours that do not interfere with the Mandatory Quiet Hours


Thanks.