|The phrase still fits Hog fans!!|
I called Arkansas AD Jeff Long last night to suggest he hire Dorrell's fiancé Josh Morgan as the interim coach. There wasn't an answer.
So in a persistent effort to help, I'd like to suggest the new Arkansas coach take the time to complete Pig Trail's Skilled Rider Course.
What is Pig Trail you ask? That's a Harley-Davidson dealer about 25 miles outside of Fayetteville Arkansas. For the sake of
Ozzie Guillen's the new coach's wife, family, mistress, mistress' fiancé, the Hog fans and of course all the people that showed up Monday night...a head coach with better "cornering judgment" and experience at "swerving" could save everyone a LOT of hassle.