If a confession happens outside of Finebaum's show, does it make a sound? Evidently, yes PAAAAAWWWWWWLLLLL!!!
Andy Griffith can hang his suit back up. Not even all of the Auburn University employees had been dismissed from the jury pool. Yet while waiting on an elevator, the truth that everyone already knows spewed forth as if from a large vat of pesticide.
So much for the Matlock-made-for-tv movie. That wouldn't even get us to the first Metamucil commercial break.