Bernie's Dawg Blawg
A DAILY LOOK 'TWEEN THE HEDGES
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Hate week - nerdasm
This has become a
If a picture says a thousand words, this one is filled up with nerdasm.
We date members of the opposite sex. They game and have epic tickle piles.
We win division banners and earn a trip to the conference title game. They back in with a 6-5 record.
We have the best damn mascot in sports. They blow up a huge bee and stick it in a corner.
We have a stadium that is sold out seven Saturdays a season. They have a stadium that sells out once every two years, with or without the Mayans intervening.
We play teams like Georgia Southern to prepare for their cute little offense. They lose to Middle Tennessee State and fire their defensive coordinator (term used loosely).
We sneak bourbon past the gates to a football game on weekends. They
Our classes and dorms have girls. Their classes and dorms have blow up dolls.
Our cheerleaders get guest spots on
. They rent girls with pom poms to dress up and cheer on literally hundreds of fans each Saturday.
Our student body parties any day that ends in
. Their student body gets dizzy on Mountain Dew and does shit like this...
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