|Here...look in the mirror Fake Dawg fans.|
Oh sure. You just sit there silently and hope for the scripted helmets to score more points, and tackle really well and throw the ball to the correct jersey. It's not like you're outwardly cheering for them and doing the gator chomp in your living room...mere feet from that spot on your wall with the picture of Lindsey Scott leaving them in his wake. You just sit on your hands and root for them mentally. Blah blah blah.
Shame on you. You make me sick. I'd root for General Sherman over the gators. I'd rather the Russians win an Olympic swimming event. I'd pull for painful itchy hemorrhoids over floriduh.
"But Bernie! Coach Dooley rooted for another SEC when his little boy was coaching up yonder. This isn't even that bad. It's a bowl game. It makes Georgia look better when their conference looks good."
Whatever jackhole. That's him, this is me I'm talking about. I'm proud my team is in the SEC, but part of being in this conference is the understanding that I'd rather see each of the other teams rot a slow death in Hell than win a football game. My allegiance is to Glory, Glory, not a conference that has Penn Wagers on payroll. Our coach has our best interests at heart, not the commissioner. So I support Coach Richt, not Mike Slive.
Therefore, I'd much rather see Louisville win by four touchdowns than mentally do the gator chomp. And the same extends to every other bowl eligible SEC team. I hope they all lose, handsomely.
Well...the BCS game...I don't know. I REALLY hate Notre Dame. And evidently they also harbor sexual assault criminals in addition to the (gasp!) closet protestants. Plus, maybe it helps my Dawgs finish higher in the rankings if Bama, a team we almost beat, win the MNC...??
Then again, what does that really do for me? Is the reward worth the embarrassment I feel having cheered for an enemy? I can't sing rammer jammer any better than I can root for Muschamp. So instead I guess I'll tune in on the off chance I get to see Brian Kelly sodomize Saban.
I do have one question though that maybe you can answer for me: where is Abuurn playing this year? I couldn't find them on the bowl schedule.
Well, I guess we again, will have to agree to disagree on this one... I am tired of hearing about all of these other conferences think they are this or think they are that. The SEC IS the cream of the crop and they will beat down anyone from the PAC, SWAC, Big 8-10-12-20-whatever-they-are-this week. Your "hate" obviously runs deeper for the other teams in our glorious conference than for me. The only SEC team that I do not root for in a bowl is Florida - that is due as much to a long-running family feud as anything. Wins by other SEC teams that we beat does nothing but help improve our rankings. I know the SEC as a conference has not done much for me personally, but I hope every one of our teams (but Florida) beats down all of the pretenders from the other conferences that we all so quick to jump on the bandwagon saying the SEC was dead this year and that a new conference would reign supreme... Just sayin.
Family before Team
Team before Conference (Go Dawgs!)
Conference before Country (SEC! SEC!)
Country before World (USA! USA!)
World before Universe (just in case)
Family before Team Team before Conference (Go Dawgs!) Conference before Country (SEC! SEC!) Country before World (USA! USA!) World before Universe (just in case)
My feelings exactly. I cannot even watch a game now. knowing how it was HANDED to bammer. just turns my stomach to think about sports at all. sure hope I can watch my Dawgs tomorrow.
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