Pay no attention to those blowhards on Myers Quad. We have more pressing matters.
- paper or plastic?
- walk to school or carry my lunch?
- Golden Corral or Golden Palace III?
- loafers or have wife tie shoes again?
- sexy happy hands or Matt Mauck's niece?
- Hostess cupcakes or Orange Pride hostesses?
- heads or tails?
- fake kick or even faker kick?
- Bermuda or Fescue?
Please, add more in the comments. The possibilities are endless.