A little boy was in a relative's wedding.As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps,stop, and turn to the crowd.While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar.So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle.As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hardby the time he reached the pulpit.When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said,"I was being the Ring Bear." One Sunday in a Midwest City ,a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour.The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pewbut were losing the battle.Finally, the father picked the little fellow upand walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.Just before reaching the safety of the foyer,the little one called loudly to the congregation,"Pray for me! Pray for me!"
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Humpday Hilarity - children in church
Hunker'd Down by Bernie at 4:42 AM
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