Saturday, July 26, 2014

Coach Richt has lost control of "naked white males"

I can't tell you how many times this very same thing happened to me back in the early '90s. Except it was usually Chelsea's...
Police received a call around 7:45 p.m. from a Toppers employee about a "naked white male" — Moore — dancing in front of the bar.Arriving on the scene, two officers observed a "large white male between 350 to 400 pounds," whom Toppers security guards were blocking from reentering the establishment, according to the police report.When one officer attempted to engage Moore in conversation and "confirm his state of mind," Moore repeatedly told the officer he wanted to try out as a dancer and that "they were discriminating against him by not letting him try out."Police explained to Moore that employees did not want to grant him reentry and that he "needed to put his clothing on." He refused.Moore kept dancing, despite officers' repeated requests for him to stop dancing and to put his clothing back on. Moore again declined and began to walk away from the scene, where patrons and their children had begun to observe his behavior, according to the report.
Wait. "Patrons and their children"?? My, things have really changed at Toppers. Although I was never there before midnight. So, who really knows what kind of specials they run for the early crowds.

At least Josh Murray wasn't harmed during the filming. Am I right ladies?