Saturday, October 25, 2014

Hating Florida is our most important hobby, episode four

Today I'd like to introduce you to drunk gator fan. Because he has an important message:


How do I know that's what he was saying? Well, 1) he's a drunk shirtless florida fan and those words actually make sense to him and those that surround him, and 2) his sister/girlfriend/roommate is tweeting it as he speaks it. Yes, actually, she is literate.

Drunk Flerda Fan just emailed in to tell us he's finally finished his first course towards his GED. So he's totally on track towards applying to Univ. of Florida for Spring 2019 admission.

So I think I speak for all of us when I type, "FUNK EE!! YOU MY FUNK!!"