Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Humpday Hilarity - Oops.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place 
where he knows her from. 
So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're 
the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time 
he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party 
that I made love to on the pool table, 
with all my buddies watching, while your partner 
whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'